Week 3
Heather’s relationship is rocked and a sudden turn of events leave Jo, Lisa and Pip wondering what to do for the best.
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The Girls
Heather, Jo, Pip, Lisa
Monday
Evening
Lisa
How are you doing today H?
Heather
I’m ok
Heather
Just a bit up and down you know
Heather
Trying to be practical
Heather
Went a bit crazy online last night...
Heather
Heather
Heather
As of now if it’s not held down it’s getting spiralized
Heather
Or juiced...
Heather
Need to make sure I’m getting my five a day!
Heather
Just want to do everything I can from my end
Heather
Lots of fruit. Lots of veg. No alcohol. No coffee.
Heather
Living like a flipping nun
Heather
Even the no sex part!
Lisa
Heather
Even the no sex part!
Join the club!
Pip
Lisa
Join the club!
Ditto!
Jo
Heather
Even the no sex part!
How’s that going...
Heather
Hmmmm. It’s hard.
Heather
I’m still very sore and very ‘not me’
Heather
Can’t stop thinking about the dent in my boob
Heather
Graham says he doesn’t care
Heather
Actually he said “lucky I’m an arse man”
Jo
NOOOO!
Lisa
You’re kidding?!
Heather
Honestly it was exactly what I needed to hear. It was good to laugh!
Heather
One sec
Heather
Jo
Heather
😂
Pip
Oi! 😂
Pip
Although... 👀
Heather
Hands off! 😂
Pip
😘 xxxx
Lisa
We’re here for you H xx
Jo
Love you xxx
Heather
xxx
Tuesday
Morning
Heather
Heather
Pip
Fridge???
Lisa
Forum looks great
Lisa
What about your fridge?
15 mins later
Jo
What’s this about a fridge?
Heather
One sec
Heather
Just getting back
Heather
Ok...ready...
Heather
Heather
...ta da!
Heather
I’ve only made my own bloody kimchi haven’t I?
Pip
What the hell is kimchi?
Heather
Cabbage
Lisa
How many cabbages is that?!
Heather
5 😂
Pip
Busy one last night then?
Heather
Just getting organised
Pip
You’ll be eating that for weeks
Heather
That’s the plan
Heather
And I’ve got my carrot, beetroot and celery juice for breakfast. 🥕 🥕
Pip
Who are you and what have you done with Heather?
Evening
Lisa
Heather
I spotted that. It’s brilliant there’s somewhere for people to be so open about things like that.
Lisa
It really is
Wednesday
Early morning
Lisa
Just had a random thought in the shower
Lisa
Have you heard from your hot date Pip?
Pip
I won’t ask why you were thinking about him in the shower...
Heather
Did you whip out his picture as well?
Heather
Pip
😂 😂
Pip
Yes I have heard from him...
Heather
Why didn’t you say something?!
Pip
Didn’t want to jinx it 🤐
Lisa
And...
Pip
It’s all going very well thank you
Lisa
God, it’s like getting blood out of a stone.
Heather
Alright Agatha Christie, what’s with all the suspense?
Pip
Fine
Pip
We’ve been sending each other naughty messages
Heather
WHAT
Lisa
TELL US EVERYTHING
Pip
Just started on Sunday night
Pip
We were talking about stuff that makes us laugh and then it got a bit interesting...
Pip
Jo
Bloody hell!
Pip
Well I wasn’t going to tell him I was sat in my granny pants...
Lisa
Oh my god!!!
Lisa
Any more details?
Lisa
?
Lisa
I need to be out the door in 20 mins...
Heather
Haha Lisa!
Lisa
GIVE ME ALL THE DETAILS!!!
Pip
Um
Pip
Let’s just say it got a bit raunchy after that...
Jo
Did he send you a pic?
Lisa
???
Pip
No comment
Lisa
FLIPPING HECK PIP!
Heather
Wow
Jo
Oh my god!
Lisa
Let’s see!
Heather
LISA!!! 😂
Jo
🤣
Pip
No way!!!
Pip
Use your imagination
Jo
🤣
Jo
This has made my morning!
Lisa
And mine!
Heather
😂 😂
Early evening
Lisa
Pip
😂 Bet George loves having you in the passenger seat... 🤪
Jo
😂 Well done George! 🎉 ⭐ ⭐ Impressive driving in spite of your back seat driver...
Heather
And the award for most embarrassing mum goes to... 🫣 😂
Lisa
Alright alright you’ve made your point
Lisa
But I don't care!
Lisa
I’ve got 4 hours of my life back every week because I don’t have to ferry him about anymore!
Lisa
💃
Jo
FREEDOM!
Heather
Late evening
Jo
What would you do if you’d decided to be a ‘cool mum’ and let your 16 year old daughter have her new boyfriend over for dinner but now you’re instantly regretting it because they’re both upstairs in her bedroom with the door closed “watching a film”?
Pip
Babe, just let it go. It’s done. She’ll be getting up to all sorts. Trust me.
Jo
Nooooo!
Pip
What did you think was going to happen? That they’d leave the door open and let you go in for a chat?
Jo
Not exactly
Lisa
Knock on the door and ask if they want some pudding?
Heather
🤣
Pip
😂
Jo
I might have to
Jo
Can’t bloody relax down here
Jo
Mike’s so laid back about the whole thing
Lisa
Just go up there, drop off some pudding and on your way out say you’d like the door to be left open.
Heather
Please, for the love of god knock first
Lisa
Take charge!
Thursday
Morning
Heather
Jo
Coffee after work? x
Heather
Please
Lunchtime
Heather
Can’t stop thinking about Graham.
Heather
Read this and it said about texting to say how I’m feeling.
Heather
This is what I’ve written...
Heather
Heather
Thoughts?
Jo
Think that’s perfect H x
Lisa
Sorry I’ve been back to back.
Lisa
It must be so tough H. Graham will really appreciate your message, I’m sure. Xx
Evening
Pip
How are you feeling Heather? Have you talked it through with Graham? Xx
Night
Heather
Awful
Friday
Morning
Lisa
Thinking of you H. Know it’s results day. Hope it’s all positive. Crossing as many fingers as I can. X
Jo
One step at a time hun (a cliche but true)
Jo
Love you
Jo
X
Pip
❤ ❤ ❤
Pip
X
Late afternoon
Lisa
Everything ok H? X
Middle of the night
Heather left the group
Saturday
Morning
Lisa
Lisa
What’s going on?
Jo
Oh shit
Jo
I don’t know
Jo
The results from her op? Can’t be good news
Pip
Shit
Lisa
Pip
Lisa
Can she see us talking if she’s left the chat?
Pip
No
Lisa
Ok
Jo
Pip
x
Lisa
Ok x
Lisa
God this is horrible.
Sunday
Morning
Lisa
Anyone heard anything?
Pip
Nothing
Jo
Think we just need to sit tight and wait for her to come to us
Jo
Promise she’ll be ok
Jo
Can’t imagine how she’s feeling though
Pip
No
Pip
Cancer can bloody do one
Lisa
Feel completely helpless
Jo
I know
Jo
It’s horrible
Pip
She’s hopefully having a chilled mother’s day with Graham and the boys
Pip
(Happy mother’s day by the way)
Jo
Completely forgot it’s mother’s day
Pip
Everyone enjoying their breakfast in bed?
Jo
I’m the only one up
Lisa
The boys made me this...
Lisa
Pip
It’s the thought that counts
Lisa
Very true
Evening
Jo
Just got this
Jo
➦ Forwarded
Pip
Poor H
Pip
What can we do?
Lisa
This is so sad. She sounds so lonely.
Jo
Not sure we can do anything to be honest
Jo
I told her we’re not going anywhere and to just do what she needs to do basically
Lisa
Ok
Lisa
Thanks
Lisa
Just wish we could do something to help
Jo
I know
Jo
X